If you could be another person for a day, who would it be and why?

While I'm up, this is a great question. Not at all for the writers block, but just for the hell of it. I'd be Mulder. Yes, fucking Mulder. That's right, goddamnit. And Apryl'd be Skully, and that crazy half-alien semi-Mulder's baby in her stomach would be Vincent, and we'd go riding off into the sunset in our black FBI car with the alien Bounty Hunter cursing us like a 50's Batman Comic villain.

Oh, and I bet Mulder's got a large peener.

LOU. OUT.