Me and John (Rion) decided to make a delightful little list.
SIGNS TO LOOK FOR TO SEE IF YOU'RE A GAY CORPORATE COCKSUCKER IN 2006!
- You have all the mainstream electronics (iPod nano, Xbox 360, iShuffle)
- You shop at Hot Topic and act like it's the coolest store when you've only been there for like a week
- You watch FOX after 7:30 pm. Because after 7:30pm on any day on FOX, that's when the gay bullshit shows come on
- You went to see Brokeback Mountain
- You have a MySpace.com account and you think it's cool to meet freaky assholes
- Another one...you're already planning on remembering people who died on 9/11, dragging the bullshit out even more ( But people who act like 9/11 should be a goddamned holiday need to be hung with razor wire)
Co-Author note: Stop being cultist, mainstream, overpatriotic, blind assbaggers who think this is the greatest country ever. This country sucks, the president is a fucking moron, abortions are good, sex is designed for pleasure, children are a burden, Microsoft sucks, posers are still fags, punk music sucks, I'm always right, and there is no labeled God!
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I still love yah. I dunno if you feel the same way.
"Miss Bryant! Get me a violin!"
Pearl Harbor isn't an observed holiday...unless they wrote "Pearl Harbor Day" somewhere on the calnedar. 9/11 shouldn't be a holiday because it has no serious significance to being a commercialized "everyone gets off" holiday. If that was the case, then we should have a fucking Columbine Day...and a Unibombers' Victims Day...and while we're at it, lets have an Our Troops Are Dying in Sandy Land for No Real Fucking Reason Day.
Before you start swinging your flag and your yellow ribbons at people, maybe you should stop and think about what really goes on in this country. For the record though, I'd be a pleasure to be done with this place.
YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!
Hey, at least you got a response back.
It's pathetic and a sign that we are all attention-starved whores who take death as some new fad to be shared by the masses.